10/10 Would Bleach my Eyeballs again using the disinfectant in my neighbor's house along with about 2 gallons of redwine and illegal vodka mixed together in a bath where I'd lay in there for about 500 hours to absorb through osmosis.
The beautiful art direction is better than Bastion, Transistor, Half Life one, Half Life two, the civil war, the revolutionary war, World War Z, and the Light Souls of Dark or Demon Souls games. I would feature this in the best museums of Ireland even though there is none. I would open one anyway JUST FOR THIS SINGLE PIECE.
Too good for words. So I'm just going to make silly noises instead.
Nyur gur magery gurr. Frorfa nase que burg. gerg ur furgu mayu mada mamba bumbe ganyi oh fasha fru shoo makachja moo baa bark bark bark meowwahha woah aha guru tuna. Macka yourma gura gura frodo baggins hray graneher. Fru frama guru gas gernah majoria comme case nue que casa. Mahu madder? siht was uoy wow germa nue qasu maka machja aw nernuie frash cana baa sunja froomie murba naja. Frigging MOO!
(This obviously wasn't a serious review - because April 1st isnt a 'serious review' sorta day Peace).